It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with

punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate,

I am the captain of my soul.

(Invictus / Henley)

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person alive. Fuck yeah.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive.

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…and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world. 


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oh. oh. OH. OH! GENIUS SAYING.